Stupid internet

The internet goes down a lot around here. I should be used to it by now, and in fact I am used to the internet going down for a couple of hours, five hours max. Four days without internet access is something completely different. Four days without internet sent me through the five stages of grief. As sad as that sounds, I live in the middle of nowhere and depend on the internet as a link to the rest of the world. Because watching TV gets old fast.